I ABSOLUTELY LOVEBurps
Consensual non-consent
Degradation
Farts
Fear play
Free use
Gum chewing
Leather boots
Military roleplay
Messy eating
Spit
I ALSO ENJOYBack rubs
Body writing
Dry humping
Impact
Knife play
Musk
Rope bondage
Vomit
Wrestling
I’M NOT A FAN OFBeing bitten or scratched
Blood
Breath play
Fingers in my mouth
Mouth kissing
Overstimulation
Pain
Silent partners
Everything underlined is a link. Click for elaboration and applicable limits.I’m a full verse for every interest here, excluding consensual non-consent and rope bondage (for which I only bottom). I may be curious about things not on my lists—if you wanna try something, just ask!
Genuinely my favorite thing in the world. Not even close.I’m principally into long and gurgly burps, but shorter ones can also be hot if you can do them back-to-back. Burp-talk doesn’t arouse me.I can also burp on command and, yes, it turns me on immensely. I won’t bother you with it if you don’t care for it, but if you do, you might love me.Examples of what I like: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
I’m admittedly rusty on the dominant side of things since I seldom encounter other people who like being insulted, much less to the extent that I do. Still, feel free to offer yourself as a test dummy.I have copious submissive experience in this. Assuming you don’t cross a limit outlined below, I’d be extremely impressed if you manage to offend me. You won’t. Say that terrible thing you’d fear saying to your worst enemy and I’ll give you a delicious moan.I crave ridicule, yelling, anger, humiliation, curse outs, generally being pummeled like the verbal punching bag I am. Passive aggressive “praise” is fun too (“wow, you actually followed directions—that must’ve been really hard for you!”).All that said, refrain from the following:• • •Kinkshaming
Unless I ask for it. Mocking me for the names I get off on being called is always fine, though.Directly saying I’m completely incompetent
For instance, “you can’t do anything right.” Questioning my competence is fine (“so you can’t [X], you can’t [Y]... what the hell can you do?” “what are you good for?”), as well as alluding to incompetence in specific areas (“I could just get someone else to do this...”)Directly calling me inferior to a specific person
Things like “you’re beneath me.” However, you can imply inferiority to objects (“you aren’t worth the dirt on my shoes”).Baby talk or dramatically slow speech
Just don’t.Being told to insult myself directly
The exception being if my statement includes a declaration of enjoyment (“I like being your slut” as opposed to “I’m a slut”) and isn’t an intelligence-based insult. I will also happily respond to questions meant to make me agree with insults (“you’re just a filthy cunt, aren’t you?”).• • •Examples of what I like: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
I won’t engage in this if you’re not a woman. Airy, spread-cheek or short farts don’t do anything for me; long & wet is ideal. Unfortunately for other fart enthusiasts, I’m seldom gassy out this end.Examples of what I like: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
I like feeling hunted down, cornered, threatened, or otherwise in danger. I’m pretty when I’m scared. On the dominant side of things, the “deer in the headlights” look and being begged for mercy drive me crazy.For personal reasons, I’m a bit iffy about being in the dominant position for fear scenarios if you’re a woman, but I’m more than willing to try with one who’s fantasized about it before and knows what they want me to do.
I’m virtually always open to (read: hoping for) spontaneous touch, but if you want to play it safe I’ll wear something specific as an indicator. I most enjoy getting humped or my ass groped, but you can do literally whatever you want as long as it doesn’t breach any limit outlined in other sections. The words “molest” and “violate” particularly excite me, though I still envision obvious enthusiastic consent despite such conflicting language.
As a top, I heavily prefer to use implements (I have experience with paddles, bats, and—to a lesser extent—belts). Floggers don’t appeal to me, but I’d be willing to try a single-tail whip. I like to hit very hard for very long. You’ll really like me if you fancy yourself a pain slut. I’ll test that title rigorously.As a bottom, I really just want you to use your hands on my ass, but I’ll accept (almost) any weapon if I’m being punished. Pronebone is my favorite position to receive spanks. I’m not a fan of thuddy sensations. I’m also not into this for pain reasons—if I say it hurts, I mean it and I’ll tap out very shortly.
I like being threatened, the blade either against my neck or running down my body in some way. I do not want any skin puncturing whatsoever (I’m okay with verbal threats). I find the physical sensation of a blade’s tip unpleasant... which is a useful tip for interrogation.Axes turn me on too. Holographic blades and butterfly knives do not. Kitchen knives are fun if you were genuinely chopping veggies just prior to pointing one at me, but otherwise I lack interest.
Specific to combat boots because I’m a stickler. Includes licking, stepping & being stepped on (especially my back), and getting my boots blacked (blacking other people’s boots doesn’t necessarily arouse me, but I’ll do it as service). I’m open to other activities but those are the main ones I enjoy.Dr. Martens boots are largely exempt from my lust. I just think they’re ugly. I’m allowing myself one cartoonishly snobby opinion in this lifetime, and I pick this one.
I have no standalone interest in actual military gear or enacting historical events—for me it’s just about the abstract power relations, strictness, & being treated like shit.My default mode here is acting as a private under the command of a sergeant, or a captain in an illicit affair with one (role reversal usually involved with the latter). You’re unfortunately going to have to be the one who knows about military shit here if we mutually wanna do this, by the way.
I’ll be anybody’s pig, but I’m currently only into watching it if you’re a woman. Open-mouth chewing is vital here, otherwise I’m watching paint dry. I really want to watch you stuff your mouth full (bonus points for picking food out of your teeth). Get crumbs all over me and use as a human napkin & trash bin.Examples of what I like: 1, 2, 3
Being verbally reduced to a sex machine—my partner telling me I’m just a tool to them; labeling me as “malfunctioning,” “corrupted,” “lagging,” “defective,” and so on; threatening to replace me or “put me out of commission” or turn me into scrap metal when I misbehave; hitting me like a fussy printer when their words make me tremble in place instead of thrusting like I’m meant to; referencing my programming/code, hardware, user-installed modifications, operating system, you get the idea.My primary interest here is when I’m topping with a strap-on, as well as practicing this kink through a dystopian setting (well, dystopian for the robots), but I’m growing an intrigue in playing a sex bot in general rather than exclusively within that context.I usually imagine myself as an android with sophisticated AI, either bespoke for you by a freelance builder or designed by a small sex bot boutique wherein I was premade without a specific customer in mind, but each bot they make has a unique physical build and “personality.” I’m not super into the idea of having been mass-produced.I’m fine with my partner acting as a mechanic, my original builder, some mad scientist developing robot technology, or a regular retail consumer (this one interests me most when topping) who has either owned me for a while or just purchased me and is trying to figure out the user manual. Other kinds of dynamics heavily considered as I’ve only recently started exploring this and have very little hands-on experience to go off of.P.S. I’m not currently opposed to having my partner play the robot, but I’ve yet to have anyone bring that prospect up to me, so I lack an actual opinion.
Not to disappoint you, but I have practically zero experience rigging people, and nobody I’ve fucked yet has convinced me to put in the effort of actually trying to get good at it.Anyway, since I similarly have not fucked many riggers, my knowledge of how I like being tied is limited to knowing that I love the physical sensation of straining against rope, I don’t like painful positions, I especially like when my legs are tied together, and I’ve always wanted to experience being tied to a chair or bed.
Best places to spit on me: face, neck, pussy, and back. I dislike having my mouth spat in. If you spit in my hair I will hurt you and it will not be sexy.
WHEN I’M DOMINANTCaptain
Daddy¹
Mister
Sir
WHEN I’M SUBMISSIVEBaby
Bitch
Braindead²
Cumdump
Cunt
Cute³
Desperate
Doggy
Dumb(ass/fuck)²
Easy
Embarrassing
Fleshlight
Good boy
Good girl³
Handsome
Idiot²
A joke
Little miss [X]³
Moron²
Napkin
Naughty
Needy
Pathetic
Piece of shit
Princess
Precious
Punk
Puppet
Puppy
Scum(bag)
Sex toy
Slut
Stupid²
Sugar
Sweetie
Vile
Weak
Whiny
ANYTIMECreep
Depraved
Dirty
Disgusting
Filthy
Freak
Gorgeous
Greedy
Gross
Handsome
Hot
Messy
Nasty³
Pervert
Pig
Sexy
Sicko
Sloppy
Stud
NEVERBeautiful
Darling
Garbage
Goddess⁴
Little one⁴
Mistress
Mommy⁵
Slave⁴
Sweetheart
Whore⁴
Worthless
| Bold | I like these the most. |
| ¹ | I’m not into this if I’m playing any authoritarian or “mean” role, or for any non-consent roleplay. For more relaxed dynamics & “pervy” stuff like free use, it’s fine. |
| ² | Do not call me this unless I tell you it’s okay for our current scene. Please never insult my intelligence in response to me forgetting something. Permission not required to sarcastically call me smart. |
| ³ | Don’t call me this until I ask you to (then you’re free to use it whenever). |
| ⁴ | I’m not calling you this either. |
| ⁵ | I’ll generally only feel comfortable calling you this if the sex is extremely gentle and praise-filled, which is a very rare mood for me to be in. |
Preferred terms: Chest, tits
Cis men may not view or touch without permission—don’t ask; I need to get comfortable on my own time
Besides having my nipples licked, I’m typically indifferent to having my chest played with; as long as you’re not hurting me, I won’t complain
I really love if I can watch your tongue as you lick
Preferred terms: Cock, cunt, dick; cis men may not call it a cunt; I don’t like it being called a clit at all
Keep licking side-to-side instead of vertical; focus your attention on the tip, especially the underside
Try to keep your head still when licking
I love sloppy wet noises, go nuts
Gently blowing or sucking air near it feels awesome
An oral orgasm usually takes an hour at least; I tend to sporadically say I’m about to cum for the last 20 minutes before I actually do
I prefer not to sit on your face until I’m close
Please ask before using your hands
Preferred terms: Cunt, cumdump, cocksleeve, pussy
Cis men, please do not bring attention to this body part whatsoever without explicit permission (e.g., me talking about bottoming for you)
I am the opposite of a size queen, leave my guts alone
I’m extremely sensitive to drag so your dildo will probably hurt; use mine instead
Don’t touch my hair or put your fingers in my mouth
I only shave for money so expect heavy duty bush
I’m ticklish; avoid my stomach and inner thighs
The best places to lick me are my neck (bonus points if you yank my shirt collar to get to it), nipples, and inner ears—honestly, just use your whole mouth there... no, seriously, please eat out my ears, I will go insane
If you feel the need to safeword, you safeword.
You may choose my weapon (bat, paddle, hand, etc.) and request a change at any time. This freedom is denied when enduring penalty B (see “Penalties”).
You count every hit across the ass as directed until you reach your assigned target number. Unless told otherwise, we will negotiate this number.
When you say any multiple of 5, you say “thank you, Captain” after the number. (With penalty B, you say “I’m sorry” instead of “thank you.”)
When you reach any multiple of 10, you say “20” regardless of the actual number. This rule does not apply to your target number (if divisible by 10) or penalty B.
Any misbehavior (e.g., saying “27” on the 26th spank, talking back, etc.) returns your count to 0. You then select a penalty after each infraction.
The target increases by 10.
You receive a reduced number of hits (no more than half the original target) from an implement I choose. I apply maximum force. This option is only available if the target exceeds 40 and you successfully reach its halfway point during your last count. Otherwise, you default to penalty A (thus increasing the halfway point necessary for penalty B). Misbehaving during penalty B still restarts your count, but does not increase your penalty target.
Instead of verbally announcing every single hit, you only say numbers corresponding to a certain pattern, with the exception that you always state the target number if reached. To make things mildly easier, I will indicate when the actual number of hits is a multiple of 10 to remind you of your distance from the target number.Examples below:
We have an oscillating pattern of 1+3+1+3. You only say the numbers 1, 4, 5, 8, 9…
We have a cyclic pattern of 1+2+3+2+1. You only say the numbers 1, 3, 6, 8, 9, 11...
We have an accumulating pattern of 1+2+2+3+3+3 (i.e., for any number n, apply that increment n times). You only say the numbers 1, 3, 5, 8, 13, 16, 20...
Only hits on one designated cheek count towards the goal number. You count those exclusively. Example: The cheek that counts is the right. If I spank you 6 times on the left cheek, 4 on the right, 7 more on the left, and, and 4 more on the right, you say “8,” not “21.”Higher difficulty: I can switch which cheek counts toward the goal at any time. Example: 16 total spanks on left, 23 total on the right. The right cheek counts. 2 more spanks on the right (“25—thank you, Captain”), 3 more spanks on the left, 1 more on the right (“26”). If I say “left” and spank the left cheek 2 more times, you say “21” and ignore the right cheek number until I say “right.”
Similar to the higher-difficulty Half-Off, but you count all hits. Example: If starting with 4 spanks on the left and 2 spanks on the right, you will say “4” and “2” respectively, not “6.” The game ends when both cheeks hit the target.
You don’t say any numbers out loud unless I ask for them. Just think them in your head and pray that whatever else comes out of your mouth (you’re free to speak otherwise) doesn’t distract you too much.
I get to restart your count whenever I want. Unless your pain tolerance is through the roof and you love to suffer, I heartily advise against ever letting me do this.
After reaching a number I choose, you masturbate according to my directions. You’re not allowed to orgasm before you announce your goal number, but you must orgasm within 5 seconds of doing so.If you fail to cum in time, I edge you for as many minutes as your target number. If you cum before reaching your target, I overstimulate you for that many seconds and I may subject you to brief genital torment.
I play the game using two victims, delinquents, pawns—whatever they deserve to be called—at once. Both must hit the goal number for the game to end. If one fucks up, both start over. I spank each one independently and apply one of the following counting protocols:
Each pawn only counts their own hits.
A counts B’s hits and vice versa.
Only A counts, but they count both pawns’ hits (B still has to thank the Captain on multiples of 5).
After both pawns reach 5 hits, neither can announce any number until they reach an equal number of spanks. Then they must say that number in unison. Example: We’re on hit 13. I spank A 3 more times, spank B 1 more time, then A 2 more times, then B 4 more times. Only then may the pawns say “18.”